"My favorite part of the day has always been looking in the mirror, now when I wear my Femboy Hooters crop top my days are better than I could have ever imagined." - Marshal Allen Pruitt

President, CTRL Inc.

"This hat is really funny, but I am a broke college student and know my card will decline" - Guy We Meet At Swap Meet

"I swear he is doing this to rage bait me, he asked me to take pictures of him modeling the new Femboy Hooters gear. But won't let me suck his cock." -Valorant Enjoyer